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BEYOND THE FRINGEFAN
is a monthly personalzine/apa-zine/letter-substitute written, edited and published by Beyond the Fringefan a/k/a Marc S. Glasser, and distributed through e-APA-NYU as well as directly via the Internet and (occasionally) through the mails. Copies may be requested by contacting him at the N.Y. Cadre (1088 East 40th Street, Brooklyn, New York 11210 (
I'D BE BRAVE AS A BLIZZARD: When the Great Blizzard of '010 hit, I was out of town visiting Kathy and Leo Sands in Baltimore. That town only got an inch of snow, and I thought I'd dodged a bullet, but unfortunately, I had to return to The City two days later, on Tuesday. Major roads all the way up were clear of snow, and I was unprepared for the sudden transition to unplowed streets and traffic paralysis when I exited the Belt Parkway. Still, I made it practically all the way home before Daisy the minivan got severely mired in the unplowed snow while turning the corner of my block. It took quite a bit of wheel-spinning and shoveling before we got her moving again, and when I tried to drive again two days later, she was behaving like a very sick beast (and flashing a bunch of ominous dashboard lights). Frankie the mechanic's diagnosis was that the wheel-spinning had cooked her transmission, necessitating major surgery only three years after the last rebuild. An expensive way to start the year, and with Daisy unavailable, we had to postpone a number of planned visits, both social and medical. Still, no one was hurt and we didn't run out of heat or food. And once I'd left Daisy with Frankie, I didn't need to shovel the driveway. (For those keeping score, the first city snowplow seen on our block this season made its appearance on New Year's Day, six days after the storm.)
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Come to think of it, our luck with wheels was generally not so good in December. The guy from Landauer Metropolitan who was supposed to come by and look at Donna's electric wheelchair did not show up as scheduled; they called us the next day to tell us that the truck had broken down. He finally made an appearance four days later and looked at the wheelchair. That's all he did—that and take down the make and our description of the problems, information we'd given three times over the phone. He said they'd call back the following Tuesday to let us know whether United would cover the repairs (no idea when they'd actually get done). Three weeks and five unanswered voice mails later, we're still waiting. [LATE UPDATE: they got back to us this Tuesday to let us know that yes, United will cover it, and so they're ordering the parts now. It's just possible that the work might get done before February.]
And the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles is holding off on the renewal of Donna's driver's license—not because she's too sick, but because she's too healthy. For reasons unknown to us, the last time it was renewed, almost eight years ago, a restriction of "HEARING AID OR FULL VIEW MIRROR" was added alongside the "CORRECTIVE LENSES" notation. (Donna's hearing is just fine.) We never noticed it in the fine print on the back of the license. (Maybe the corrective lenses need to be strengthened.) But this time, because Donna checked "no" under "Do you need to wear a hearing aid?", the renewal was sent back, with a requirement that Donna submit a statement from her doctor attesting that she no longer needs to wear a hearing aid to drive. Luckily she hasn't felt any compelling desire to get behind the wheel recently.
As regards health, nothing worse than typical winter colds seems to happened to us in December, for which we thank whatever deities are in charge of such things. And I finally finished the task of transferring all important calendar events from my Palm to Google Calendar, and have stopped schlepping the Palm around as of the New Year.
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DANCE* TO THE MINAC (Ariel Cinii):
It's looking as though there's a lot more cold and snowy weather ahead, so my best wishes for everyone to find ways to make the most of it. See you next month, right after you see the groundhog.
>Portions of the preceding have one grunch but the eggplant over there.<